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August 28 2017

23:36

i have had a terrible day. So i’m gonna post some stuff to cheer myself up. 

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Y’all see those notecards pinned to my corkboard? Those are my alphabet charts for Russian, Finnish, and Hebrew, respectively. I’m proud of that, that I not only undertook the task of learning new languages but committed to learning ones with non-latinate alphabets. 

I cleaned up the kitchen a little bit, I did my laundry, i got out and ran a few errands in town. I had an awful, terrible, horrible, no-good day, but I did a few good things and I’m proud of myself! 

23:12

new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with

prokopetz:

softanti:

im a lesbian and i only trust ranch

According to the notes, preferring honey mustard sauce correlates strongly with bisexuality.

I’d like to claim I’m surprised, and yet.

20:24

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

you mean like your friends, jack

my what now

the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

17:36

me in the 24th century

wellmanicuredman:

computer, show me the femme to butch scale

no, computer, that’s the femtobutch scale, a chart of the smallest possible butches

14:48

ohdionne:

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

August 27 2017

23:12
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startorrent02:

mozzarella-sticks:

an absolute mood

“Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀

20:24

eirinkjell:

captainsnoop:

shadowgoo:

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

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In to THIS: 

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But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

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Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

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oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

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Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

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NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

EXQUISITE

17:36
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diana-prince:

The greatest thing about Wonder Woman is how good and kind and loving she is, yet none of that negates any of her power. – Patty Jenkins

14:48

Churn

brainsneezers:

brainsneezers:

Throw ideas into a pot, churn for a time, retrieve the finished product.

Warning: you may experience some mildly awful ideas.  It just happens.

09:46

conquerorwurm:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

pugsarelub:

seaymph:

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

August 26 2017

23:12

jolene33rpm:

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

20:24
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thetrippytrip:

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

17:36
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calculatedmadness:

toxicreject1:

scarygoodfanfics:

milkozude:

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

16:45
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Michael Northwood- Aesthetic Moodboard

16:30
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Rán- aesthetic moodboard

16:15
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(Sir) Claire Ightham- Aesthetic Moodboard

16:01
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Aesthetic Moodboard- Rowan Northwood 

14:48

Roll More Dice

brainsneezers:

Didn’t roll the result you wanted?  Just roll a couple dozen more dice.

August 25 2017

23:12

death-star510:

Look I’m just a tired, sad gay trying to live my life and I would appreciate it if things would stop happening quite so much for a little bit

21:28
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periegesisvoid:

socialnetworkhell:

buzzfeed:

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

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